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The Athiest
« on: December 29, 2011, 08:39:59 AM »
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An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees'!
'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him..
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw t hat the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
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"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen
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Re: The Athiest
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2011, 12:42:03 PM »
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hehehehehe - didn't see it coming!

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Re: The Athiest
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2011, 05:06:38 PM »
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Amen. Always say grace before taking of thy food.

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Re: The Athiest
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2011, 08:51:11 AM »
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Bears still use little white rabbits as toilet paper.
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Re: The Athiest
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2012, 11:47:12 PM »
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Trail I was just thinking that lol

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Re: The Athiest
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2012, 09:38:55 AM »
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Hey outlaw - good to see ya again!
How's your leg?

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Re: The Athiest
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2012, 09:12:38 PM »
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Got the pins out finaly but im very weak its healing niceley finaly and im starting to learn to walk again its slow going and painful

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Re: The Athiest
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 06:48:39 AM »
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Hang in there and keep at the rehab!

I'm trying to lose some weight since I have a bad knee (had limes disease in 1985). Pain sucks!

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Re: The Athiest
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2012, 05:16:17 PM »
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Hang in there and keep at the rehab!

I'm trying to lose some weight since I have a bad knee (had limes disease in 1985). Pain sucks!

Buddy has limes. He gets paid to donate his blood to studies.

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Re: The Athiest
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2012, 06:06:26 PM »
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Dang but I hate needles!

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Re: The Athiest
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2012, 10:22:21 PM »
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Hang in there and keep at the rehab!

I'm trying to lose some weight since I have a bad knee (had limes disease in 1985). Pain sucks!

With the walker i walked 88 feat and with out walker 28 feet during therapy haven t been abel to do it out of therapy yet thow

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