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Title: Modern Jack Handy?
Post by: 12TimesOver on August 24, 2009, 06:33:09 AM
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Post by: Masscre on August 24, 2009, 11:03:11 AM: Thats a nice one 12x^ I got quite a giggle out of 75% of them and even quoted a few of them :)

LOL he he he he he get it ?!
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Post by: Noobie on August 24, 2009, 02:20:52 PM: So true! ;D
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Post by: Xclio on August 24, 2009, 03:38:51 PM: Nice, I liked the majority of them. Some were kinda...meh but most were pretty funny!
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Post by: Toptwo on August 24, 2009, 04:23:48 PM: Nice find 12X!! So many of them are sooooooo true too!!!
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Post by: TrailMyx on August 24, 2009, 04:27:22 PM: Funny thing was when I first start reading this, it was hard to follow until I read the "Jack Handy" title. So I slowed it down in my mind in affirmation cadence, and viola! Fun stuff. heheh
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Post by: SunTigress on August 24, 2009, 07:35:18 PM: sadly, i have thought almost all of those in my head. Although, after getting into pharmacy school, i now know why we learned cursive, it's FASTER!
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Post by: welgill on September 04, 2009, 05:53:09 PM
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Post by: TrailMyx on September 04, 2009, 05:58:48 PM: BTW, when Texas succeeds, I will probably move there. Sorry, your new siggy reminded me. heh
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Post by: welgill on September 04, 2009, 06:05:31 PM: We have our own army still controled exclusivly by the gov also an air force I really hope we do drop the US our econemy is much more stable than the rest of the country lol
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Post by: TrailMyx on September 04, 2009, 06:07:38 PM: I'm already looking at apartments. :) I'm getting a bit tired of nearly 10% sales tax here in Cali. I've always loved San Antonio and Austin.
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Post by: welgill on September 04, 2009, 06:35:37 PM: dude for 20 to 30k you can have a 3 bedroom house around abilene forget the high priced areas :)
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Post by: TrailMyx on September 04, 2009, 06:41:44 PM: I'm one of the few that still has equity left; I could buy 6! heh.
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Post by: onlyindreams on September 05, 2009, 02:09:02 AM: Plus doesn't Texas have no property tax? Or is that income tax?... Either way it's better than Missouri price wise, except when it comes to gas.
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Post by: welgill on September 05, 2009, 04:24:03 AM: yeah no state income tax at all seriously TM if you decide to look around my area you have a place to stay and a guide man.
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Post by: Toptwo on September 05, 2009, 05:04:24 AM: Quote from: TrailMyx on September 04, 2009, 06:07:38 PM
I'm already looking at apartments. :) I'm getting a bit tired of nearly 10% sales tax here in Cali. I've always loved San Antonio and Austin.

10% sales tax?!?! Holy Crap! Here in Wy our sales tax is about 5.5% we pay no state income tax, and are the overall LEAST taxed state in the union. Housing is a little expensive,(at least here in Laramie...prolly cuz its a college town) but property taxes are cheap.
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Post by: SunTigress on September 05, 2009, 06:16:45 AM: Quote from: TrailMyx on September 04, 2009, 06:07:38 PM
I'm already looking at apartments. :) I'm getting a bit tired of nearly 10% sales tax here in Cali. I've always loved San Antonio and Austin.

taxes? what are taxes?
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Post by: Masscre on September 07, 2009, 06:13:22 AM: Yea texas is pretty good but the roads are a bit crazy and exit/entrance ramps are really fubared from what i am used too.
Title: Re: Modern Jack Handy?
Post by: welgill on September 07, 2009, 06:18:32 AM: Pretty standard man from what i'v seen