I'm Hosebomber. If you've seen me it game, I've either been standing there endlessly for hours (most likely write/debugging a new script) or chasing you down at a spawn or some other randoms PvP event.

I played from beta until roughly 2005 when the wife and I got lured to that one massive AAA Game whose name shall not be mentioned. We played UO off and on from 2005 until about 2008 - mostly writing scripts for EUO (you'll even find a few of mine in the PSL on the old boards) but then we finally threw in the towel for good and went looking for a more modern, pretty UO. We tried Darkfall, we tried Mortal Online, we played Rust and Ark, Aion and FFXIV and God only knows how many other games searching for UO 2.0. 10 years later we had nearly given up on gaming because we were way too busy with real life, but then EJ comes out and an email shows up in our inboxes luring us back to the dark side. Who needs to adults anyway?

I'm here on ScriptUO because I'm a scripter. EasyUo brought life back to the game for me when it was quickly losing it's player base back in those days. While I have lost many of my old private scripts there are still 10 or 11 posted on the EasyUO forums and a few floating around on nearly every other UO scripting site. Apparently, these days, this is where all the action is and so here I am.

Hope to share my current work with you all in the near future!

Hose