A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So the couple walked in and the shopkeeper says to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They have special power. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the shopkeeper claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals improve my abilities?" The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb. The sandals will prove it to you." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years: raw sexual power!

In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down the man's pants and his own, and grabbed firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"

My friends stopped playing it. Once they hit 50, it didn't take long for them to max out their gear and there wasn't anything else for them to do. They liked the game and said they would go back once there was more content.

nice!

Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone's wife died the same day that Joe's rowboat filled with water and sank.

A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe and mistaken him for John said; "Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear of your great loss, you must feel terrible".

Joe smiled and said, "Well I am not a bit sorry, she was rather old from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up and she smelled of dead fish. Even the first time I got into her, she made water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a bad crack and a pretty big hole in her front, and that hole got bigger every time I used her. It got so I could barely handle her, but if anyone else used her she leaked like anything. The thing that finished her was four guys from the other side of town. They came down looking for a good time and asked if I could lend her to them. I warned them she wasn't so hot, but they could take a crack at her if they liked. Well, the result was the crazy fools tried to get inside her all at once and it was too much for her. She cracked right up the middle".

Before he could finish the old lady fainted!

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Welcome!! Are you still playing OSI at all or just the free shards? What templates do you like to run?

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Found out a couple of things, it is cutting bones but not at the end of the script after it pulls the chest but while it is fishing. It also cuts up all bone piles but one. In some ways it is cool that it is cutting them up while fishing but it means that I wrote something wrong because it is doing the sub before I want it to. I want it to fish up the chest. Once it recognizes that the chest is fished up, I want it to cut up any and all bone piles in my bag. I put in a scan for bones in the backpack and it was working and that is how I verified that it was doing it during the fishing. Part of my scan was a display that would say we have bones if there were bones in the back pack. my scan-sub is this:

sub scan_bones
scan #backpackid
Finditem %cuttypes C_ , #backpackid
if #findcnt >= -1
{
display We Have Bones!
gosub cut_bones
}
return
;---------
I am not sure if that is correct or not but it seems to be working. Also can someone explain this to me?

if #findcnt >= -1
I am not sure what the -1 means