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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on February 02, 2013, 04:09:02 PM
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Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa....
half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe,
well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain
very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,
gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,
has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and readily takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet,
wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past, the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,
ruled by a couple of nuts.