A college teacher reminds her class of the next day's final exam, "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a serious personal injury, illness, or a death of your immediate family, but that's it, nothing else."
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
