My new favorite thing. Eff my life and my life is average. See below
"Today, i dropped my phone in the toilet and amazingly it survived except for the number 1 button. My phone password is 1111." FML
"Today, i got attacked by my own dog. I don't whatwill be harder telling everyone how my dog thought i was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle." FML
"Today I found out that if i was 2 inches shorted i would have to sit in a booster seat in the car, im 22 years old" FML
"Today my dad was and hour and half late picking me up at the airport. worst part he wont admit that he fogort and insists that the traffic was really bad. we live 10 minutes away from the airport" FML