there is a version 2.0 and above?

heh, haven't found that one...

 

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?


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Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What disease did cured ham actually have?


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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.


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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


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If the professor on Gilligan's Island  can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!


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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

*Cerveza - added end code tag

Thanks Cerveza... Didn't realize I missed it..

Sooo, has anyone tried it? is it working for you if you did? Is it just vaporware?? hehe...

Just askin...
Coy..

The Pope and a Rabbi


Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews in Italy had to
convert to Catholicism or leave. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish
community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a debate with a religious
leader of the Jewish community.
If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy;
if the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise rabbi to represent them
in the debate. However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no
Yiddish, they agreed that it would be a 'silent' debate.

On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other.
The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

The rabbi looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.

The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

The rabbi pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the
Rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy.

Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.

The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity.
He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one
God common to both our beliefs.

'Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all
around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also
right here with us.

'I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins.
He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin.

'He bested me at every move and I could not continue.'

Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he'd won.
'I haven't a clue' the rabbi said. 'First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy,
so I gave him the finger.

'Then he told me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I told him
that we were staying right here.'

'And then what?' asked a woman.

'Simple," said the rabbi. 'He took out his lunch so I took out mine.'

Soo TM, Can you add my name in on the Beta testing for this? I have been using it allot, And have so far not been able to crash it, But haven't tried to either.. But I can work on getting it to if ya really want me too..

I think one of the best parts of it is the syntax checking, As I am not a programmer, And I miss allot when working on things...

Also the ability to go into the wiki at any time to see what I need to change, or fix, or things to add in that I had no idea existed...

Coy.

Well, for a Full Auto, It rocks.. I had been using one from EUO, but it was not full auto, it it kept sailing around the world, and getting stuck in some spots, usually on the server lines. and Ive lost quite a few piles of hides, and scales, as it doesn't do bank runs. I tried to put them in, But at that time I still sucked at scripting.

This "TrailMyx's Fish Treasure Hunter 1.5" is what I have dreamed of for along time... And it works super..

Well it wont track pearls, BUT, I'm not into all the tracking stuff anyway..

Thanks again...
coy

WOW, What an intro...

Welcome to the boards..

I myself just started here as well, Great place, Great people...

Coy