ScriptUO
General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on January 28, 2011, 08:59:05 AM
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It is a slow day in the small Colorado town of Pumphandle and streets are deserted.
Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs.
As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.
The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her services on credit.
The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will
not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not
satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.
No one produced anything.
No one earned anything...
However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a "stimulus package" works.
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I knew they weren't just giving me money for nothing!! :D
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what was the name of this hooker that was performing services on Credit?
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what was the name of this hooker that was performing services on Credit?
"Mistress Card"
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A lot of truth to that!