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Never force children to Pray !!
« on: April 24, 2014, 05:24:03 AM »
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At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and
provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.  AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.

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Re: Never force children to Pray !!
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2014, 06:22:39 AM »
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ahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Never force children to Pray !!
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2014, 09:35:13 AM »
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That's my kind of family!  Amen.
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Re: Never force children to Pray !!
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2014, 03:00:34 PM »
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LOL

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Re: Never force children to Pray !!
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2014, 03:30:37 PM »
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lmao

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