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State of the Union.... drinking game
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:09:03 PM »
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EVENT INSTRUCTIONS
Obama says "courage of our convictions" Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot
Obama says "across the aisle" Do one shot
Obama says "courage of our convictions make no mistake across the aisle." He's screwing with you, do five shots
Anyone says "bipartisanship" Trade beers with your partner
Boehner starts to cry Chop an onion and you chug your beer
Obama mentions China Lend the person to your right $3 trillion
Biden is caught playing Angry Birds on his iPhone Throw yourself at one of your friends and drink his or her beer
Boehner changes from orange to red Drink fast, the terror alert just went up!
Rival representatives fight over an arm rest Drink with your left hand if you're right-handed, and vice-versa
The camera pans to Joe Wilson Chug your beer and throw it at the TV while yelling "You lie!"
The camera pans to Rand Paul or Michele Bachmann Make a Long Island Iced Tea and pour it on your face
Obama references 'Sputnik'    Drink a shot of vodka
The camera pans to Michelle Obama and Daniel Hernandez Realize you've done nothing worthwhile in your life and drink your entire beer
Obama says "weapons of mass destruction," "evil doers" or "nuke-ular" Stop drinking. You passed out and woke up in 2004!
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Re: State of the Union.... drinking game
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2011, 05:10:55 PM »
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LOL Cerv!!!

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Re: State of the Union.... drinking game
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2011, 05:11:30 PM »
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I'm going to miss the Pelosi Jack-in-the-Box every 2 seconds...
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Re: State of the Union.... drinking game
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2011, 06:02:05 PM »
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I LIKE IT!

*does a shot*

But I'm still not watching.  Not gonna do it.  Wouldn't be prudent.

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Re: State of the Union.... drinking game
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2011, 06:04:56 PM »
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I actually prefer to watch grass grow - than to listen to any politician - even the pres.

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Re: State of the Union.... drinking game
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2011, 07:12:24 PM »
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Why listen when you know every and I mean every word that is gonna come out of their mouth is a planned and chorused lie !!

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Re: State of the Union.... drinking game
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2011, 07:44:29 PM »
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Heck, I heard most of the speech on my drive home.  All the radio stations already had the script...

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Re: State of the Union.... drinking game
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2011, 09:07:33 PM »
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I think the president should not be allowed to deliver a hand written script from other people.  Don't get me wrong, I generally like Obama on most accounts.  But I think the state of the union should come from the seat of his pants...nothing is more ridiculous that canned messages.

Regardless.. I want to play this drinkin' game!!

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Re: State of the Union.... drinking game
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2011, 09:42:04 PM »
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Bill Clinton Tried Delivering Things from "The Seat of His Pants", Look where that Got him!
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Re: State of the Union.... drinking game
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2011, 10:09:16 PM »
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Bill Clinton Tried Delivering Things from "The Seat of His Pants", Look where that Got him!

Laid??  :D

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Re: State of the Union.... drinking game
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2011, 05:32:52 AM »
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Bill Clinton Tried Delivering Things from "The Seat of His Pants", Look where that Got him!

Laid??  :D

Nope Nope he said he only got it on her dress :)

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Re: State of the Union.... drinking game
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2011, 06:21:47 AM »
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Heh.. I'm sure that was a canned message too. 

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