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True Story
« on: February 28, 2011, 09:30:24 AM »
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So we're on our way home from the market on Sunday. My son is sitting in the front seat drinking some kind of juice we picked up.

He turns the heater for his side over to cool.

I ask him "are you too hot?"

He replies "no, I just want to cool off some"

I ask "why is that?"

He replies "it says on the bottle, Tastes better when chilled"

It didn't take him long to realize what he'd said, and he got a good laugh at his own expense.
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Re: True Story
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2011, 10:17:01 AM »
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oh oh  - that's one my wife might say!

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Re: True Story
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2011, 05:09:40 AM »
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