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Title: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on April 17, 2011, 10:37:50 AM: All of the thefts do not involve any scripting, any scamming or any exploits at all. These are the legitimate thefts of a UO Thief. Great stories.

www.onlinegametales.com
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Masscre on April 17, 2011, 10:40:12 AM: Yea i trying logging into their forums but it just gives me an error. :(
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: gimlet on April 17, 2011, 03:46:56 PM: years ago wasn't there a funny series about a newbee to uo?

(I must be getting old can not remember!)
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Masscre on April 17, 2011, 04:21:49 PM: Yes there was it was named something similar to bob or a short name for the site.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: gimlet on April 17, 2011, 04:38:50 PM: I remembered!

http://www.imanewbie.com/ (http://www.imanewbie.com/)
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: NObama on April 17, 2011, 05:56:02 PM: Don't forget the Adventures of Chad Sexington, too. Those were funny.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: gimlet on April 17, 2011, 06:10:59 PM: I also remember one about a pker
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on April 17, 2011, 07:29:10 PM: I believe I fixed the member system. I could make it so people can log in with their facebook accounts but that seemed too creepy to me.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Endless Night on April 18, 2011, 06:59:28 AM: good stories... keep em coming.
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Post by: gimlet on April 18, 2011, 07:36:17 AM: Check out these links!

http://uo.stratics.com/bones/html/comics/links.shtml (http://uo.stratics.com/bones/html/comics/links.shtml)
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Masscre on April 18, 2011, 08:23:41 AM: Quote from: gimlet on April 17, 2011, 04:38:50 PM
I remembered!

http://www.imanewbie.com/ (http://www.imanewbie.com/)

I actually found it under

http://imanewbie.com/loband/lo-idx-frameset.shtml (http://imanewbie.com/loband/lo-idx-frameset.shtml)

Also check out UO Zen

http://uo.necrobones.com/z1.shtml (http://uo.necrobones.com/z1.shtml)

UO stories

UO Stories (http://www.sunsword.com/janey/stories/uo/uostories.htm)
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on April 29, 2011, 08:30:27 PM: www.onlinegametales.com
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Genderbash on May 02, 2011, 07:01:32 AM: Not to steal from my old guildie Smurfy's glorious comeback...but more old UO comics

http://www.iqto.com/bp/oldstuff.htm (http://www.iqto.com/bp/oldstuff.htm)
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Masscre on May 02, 2011, 01:06:02 PM: Those brought back several old memories.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on May 12, 2011, 08:08:35 PM: Episode 11 is up, also the forum section has the first hate mail letter evil lord smurfy ever received.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Endless Night on May 15, 2011, 07:43:32 AM: Quote from: Newsman on May 12, 2011, 08:08:35 PM
Episode 11 is up, also the forum section has the first hate mail letter evil lord smurfy ever received.

I wondered how long before you hit siege.... Mugen Next week ?
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: gimlet on May 15, 2011, 07:52:46 AM: Quote from: Newsman on May 12, 2011, 08:08:35 PM
Episode 11 is up, also the forum section has the first hate mail letter evil lord smurfy ever received.

can not register for the forums
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on May 15, 2011, 05:22:50 PM: Whoops. It now functions. You need to use a real email to make it work but it'll work now. registration takes less than 10 seconds.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on May 15, 2011, 08:19:26 PM: Thanks
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on May 16, 2011, 07:13:46 AM: Siege Perilous players seem upset.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on May 16, 2011, 09:01:14 AM: bad day with siege
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on May 16, 2011, 05:38:39 PM: They get robbed and then cry as much as the trammel crowd.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on May 18, 2011, 08:44:20 AM: they probley cried so hard there tear ducts dried up
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Genderbash on May 18, 2011, 10:00:00 PM: Then they drank some water so they could keep crying.

Hydration, kiddies!
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on May 24, 2011, 09:23:00 AM: Episode 14 is up on www.onlinegametales.com. More hate for smurfy in the forums.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: jesterboo on May 25, 2011, 10:52:07 AM: i do have to admit, his stories do crack me up. might have to make a theif on siege to hear more people cry
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: gimlet on May 25, 2011, 11:39:37 AM: I wish someone would start a thread on Thief's and thievery.

A knowledge base for SMurfy wanna bees!
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on May 26, 2011, 06:04:22 PM: www.onlinegametales.com now 16 episodes. Trying some new ways to make story arcs and multi episode stories by request.

If you have suggestions, requests or just want to read the hate people send smurfy's way, log into the forums there and let us know.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on May 26, 2011, 09:22:36 PM: episode 16 rocked
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: NObama on May 26, 2011, 09:23:43 PM: Quote from: Outlaw Josey Wales on May 26, 2011, 09:22:36 PM
episode 16 rocked

That's just the pain meds talkin'
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on May 27, 2011, 03:22:38 PM: There is probably going to be a part 2 to episode 16.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on June 01, 2011, 03:40:37 PM: http://onlinegametales.com/wp/episode-guide/episode-18-whispers-of-rebellion-pt-2 (http://onlinegametales.com/wp/episode-guide/episode-18-whispers-of-rebellion-pt-2) Episode 18

And EA released a patch to nerf Evil Lord SMuRFY
http://onlinegametales.com/wp/forum/discussion-forum-group1/general-discussion-forum-forum2/ea-publishes-an-anti-evil-lord-smurfy-patch-thread18.0 (http://onlinegametales.com/wp/forum/discussion-forum-group1/general-discussion-forum-forum2/ea-publishes-an-anti-evil-lord-smurfy-patch-thread18.0)
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on June 07, 2011, 02:34:43 PM: http://onlinegametales.com/wp/episode-guide/episode-20-did-i-just-get-owned (http://onlinegametales.com/wp/episode-guide/episode-20-did-i-just-get-owned)
Episode 20
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on June 16, 2011, 03:40:02 AM
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: onlyindreams on June 16, 2011, 11:50:46 PM: I can't speak for everyone, but I enjoy the episodes! Keep 'em coming! ;D
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on June 25, 2011, 04:41:24 PM
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: gimlet on June 26, 2011, 08:15:54 AM: Poor Marvin!

How about the trash talkers?
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on July 28, 2011, 03:21:15 PM
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on August 03, 2011, 03:07:11 PM
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: NObama on August 03, 2011, 07:39:21 PM: How did you do that, though? Don't you need to be holding down the mouse button? Even with two laptops side-by-side I don't think I'm that coordinated...

Nice haul.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on August 03, 2011, 09:02:52 PM: nah, drag and hold it off the screen area or at least too draw to put it down. One of the deeds contained 1350 relic frags.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: onlyindreams on August 03, 2011, 10:14:50 PM: Nicely done sir.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: gimlet on August 04, 2011, 07:25:09 AM: hehehehehehe - keep these coming!
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Endless Night on August 04, 2011, 08:58:45 AM: lol loved it.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Goliath on August 04, 2011, 10:42:45 AM: I have a story of back in the good old days when I was a complete newb.

My first house started out as a small tower (you know the small box). I was so excited when I upgraded to an L-Shape; however, it was in the dreaded Fel which I was so worried about. I had a pretty good smithy and eventually worked my way up to getting a Verite hammer. This was back when the weapons made from Verite and Valorite hammers ruled the game. Quickly I made myself a kick ARSE sword and was beaming with pride as I showed it off in Brit.

So... I go to my house and as I am standing in front I see someone coming. Quickly I ran into my home and we stood starring at each other for awhile. I remember speaking outload saying come get me and I will whack you with my awesome sword. Sweet ... Here he comes!! He runs in (because I wasn't smart enough to have the house private at the time) and then runs back out. Now he stands outside my house laughing at me. Being the complete newb that I am I still haven't figured out what he is laughing at. So there I stand taunting him to come and get me.

It was then that I realized he had disarmed me and taken my sweet sword >:( It was a painful day in UO.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on August 05, 2011, 05:17:14 AM: Thieves are awesome.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Masscre on August 05, 2011, 06:11:41 PM: I am a critic but the last episode was teh best one in my eye.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on August 16, 2011, 07:46:23 PM
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on August 23, 2011, 08:33:36 PM: New addition of a UO News Feed. It connects to the various EM sites, allowing you to find an event to crash quickly without any effort.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Endless Night on August 24, 2011, 06:57:30 AM: Quote from: Newsman on August 23, 2011, 08:33:36 PM
New addition of a UO News Feed. It connects to the various EM sites, allowing you to find an event to crash quickly without any effort.

thats a nice addition.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Crome969 on August 24, 2011, 10:55:04 AM: I love these Comic sites like imanewbie.. thanks for sharing more sites!
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on August 25, 2011, 11:22:54 PM: how can the site be improved?
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: NObama on August 28, 2011, 10:34:45 AM: Quote from: Newsman on August 25, 2011, 11:22:54 PM
how can the site be improved?

More updates!
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: MeWonUo on August 28, 2011, 12:14:58 PM: Quote from: NObama on August 28, 2011, 10:34:45 AM
Quote from: Newsman on August 25, 2011, 11:22:54 PM
how can the site be improved?

More updates!

^^This^^
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on August 31, 2011, 12:36:11 PM
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on September 01, 2011, 04:19:41 PM: Quote from: MeWonUo on August 28, 2011, 12:14:58 PM
Quote from: NObama on August 28, 2011, 10:34:45 AM
Quote from: Newsman on August 25, 2011, 11:22:54 PM
how can the site be improved?

More updates!

^^This^^

You got what you wanted.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Crome969 on September 02, 2011, 11:17:35 AM: This Guy just shows that skills dont depend on best script or only on best Armor.
I like this soo much.. and if i would play on his shard i may would better pay my taxes *gg*
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on September 06, 2011, 08:31:08 AM: Quote from: Crome969 on September 02, 2011, 11:17:35 AM
This Guy just shows that skills dont depend on best script or only on best Armor.
I like this soo much.. and if i would play on his shard i may would better pay my taxes *gg*

SMuRFY is a glorious example for all to follow, that is a certainty.

www.onlinegametales.com

new mmorpg news section was added.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on September 07, 2011, 04:58:47 PM: Besides updates, how else can smurfy improve the site?
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: NObama on September 08, 2011, 05:31:03 PM: Quote from: Newsman on September 07, 2011, 04:58:47 PM
Besides updates, how else can smurfy improve the site?

Honestly? I little less inflammatory trolling on UOF and other sites. We already enjoy what you're doing. No need to be unduly combative with people just to generate attention.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on September 08, 2011, 05:58:19 PM: the stories triple in traffic when smurfy argues online.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: NObama on September 08, 2011, 07:29:54 PM: Quote from: Newsman on September 08, 2011, 05:58:19 PM
the stories triple in traffic when smurfy argues online.

I get that. You do whatever you have to do to drive traffic. I still enjoy the stories without all the drama.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on September 14, 2011, 09:47:09 AM
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Post by: gimlet on September 14, 2011, 10:52:29 AM: NICE!
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on October 07, 2011, 03:43:15 PM
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on October 07, 2011, 04:09:51 PM: I received a post of fan mail that I felt compelled to post.

http://onlinegametales.com/wp/evil-lord-smurfy/smurfys-fan-mail
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on October 20, 2011, 05:25:58 PM: have you ever wondered, what if evil lord smurfy was a penguin?
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Title: Music and my brain
Post by: nursekilljoi on October 21, 2011, 07:04:40 PM: Currently, I am listening to Deadmua5 and yeah.. any electronic dance music. I also find myself listening to Dry Kill Logic... (Kingdom of the Blind..)
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on January 03, 2012, 10:35:02 AM
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Post by: Newsman on January 12, 2012, 11:26:42 AM: what did you guys think of this recent episode?
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Cerveza on January 12, 2012, 12:08:55 PM: Can't get them from work :(

Access Denied (content_filter_denied)

Your request was denied because of its content categorization: "Games;Blogs/Personal Pages"

For assistance, contact your network support team.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: SolidSnake on January 12, 2012, 12:19:18 PM: Same..freakin' work blocking. May they suffer from a double dose of crotch rot!!
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on January 12, 2012, 12:46:28 PM: huge fail..... Although, they do pay people to do work....
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on February 04, 2012, 12:38:21 PM: it's been almost a year since the first evil lord smurfy story was posted.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on February 29, 2012, 12:22:25 PM: Episode 30 of evil lord smurfy is now online.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: neeeeeb on April 11, 2012, 03:53:35 AM: Ha love the site! I miss stuff like this, brings back memories, every now and then I'll stumble on an old UO site that hasn't been changed in all the years, it's like a time machine. I was in one of Chads episodes on Napa, Episode 035: The Chase, held onto the card he gave me but long story short it's in a museum and I can't get it back(one day though...). I miss him and his mischief, was in his guild for a little while.
It's stuff like your site that keep me coming back to UO :)

His site is still up if anyone needs a good laugh http://uothief.com/misadventures.html
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on June 13, 2012, 04:30:06 PM: Episode 31 is here!

http://onlinegametales.com/wp/
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: onlyindreams on June 14, 2012, 11:23:28 AM: Always happy to see new episodes!
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on June 14, 2012, 03:21:09 PM: www.uoguide.com put a link to the episode on their main page.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: NObama on June 14, 2012, 08:17:04 PM: Glad to see another episode. Not my favorite, but still fun.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on June 16, 2012, 08:24:25 PM: Yeah, its hard to gauge which episodes are great. I've never had an episode where I haven't been told by someone that it was their favorite.

On the flip side, there are episodes that I think are great and some that I think aren't so great. And I'm sure most readers would disagree with me.
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on June 24, 2012, 07:33:43 PM: www.onlinegametales.com

Episode 32 is now online!!!
Title: Re: UO Stealing, Stories of a UO Thief
Post by: Newsman on January 14, 2013, 12:04:13 AM
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Post by: Newsman on November 08, 2013, 04:40:55 PM