PRICELESS
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jan, my wife
and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We
went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I
called him an "*bleep*". He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Jan called him a "*bleep* head". He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always
look for cars with "OBAMA 2012 stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's
important at our age!
