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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on September 10, 2012, 08:27:34 AM

Title: Very hostile farmer
Post by: Masscre on September 10, 2012, 08:27:34 AM

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.

The farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.

The farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.

The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."

Title: Re: Very hostile farmer
Post by: Khameleon on September 19, 2012, 03:57:30 PM

LOL thats my favorite joke.

Title: Re: Very hostile farmer
Post by: Endless Night on September 20, 2012, 09:29:39 AM

that put a smile on my face ...

Title: Re: Very hostile farmer
Post by: MeWonUo on September 20, 2012, 02:05:27 PM

Oh my!!  hah! 

Title: Re: Very hostile farmer
Post by: Khameleon on September 22, 2012, 09:24:20 AM

I tell this to my wife all the time..... some how she has tricked me into always saying "Thats One"