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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on September 10, 2012, 08:40:06 AM

Title: Farmers
Post by: Masscre on September 10, 2012, 08:40:06 AM

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?

The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

Title: Re: Farmers
Post by: Canuker on September 10, 2012, 10:28:22 AM

LOL

Title: Re: Farmers
Post by: gimlet on September 10, 2012, 10:46:40 AM

Texas is not really all that bad - except for the Texans!

Title: Re: Farmers
Post by: Masscre on September 10, 2012, 10:58:11 AM

AHHHHHH. I guess. My son meet his wife in texas and she was a texan :)