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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Canuker on August 26, 2011, 12:31:21 PM
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It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.
She was shocked and stunned and said, "I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well behaved and quiet?"
Finally, after much urging, little Sally spoke up and said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead."
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
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the teacher joke was badass
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:D
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the teacher joke was badass
Yes, I'll have to remember that for my next presentation for work
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Canuker is our Joketeller here!
Fun as always!:)
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Canuker is our Joketeller here!
Fun as always!:)
I don't know about that - but he does have the most interesting avatars!
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I was thinking that is was time to swap it for something with more bounce.
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I was thinking that is was time to swap it for something with more bounce.
bounce is good
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How many are there? Is 8 slots but only 4 bounces!
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nice!
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I like the one in the yellow bikini :)
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I like the one in the yellow bikini :)
yeah but the second one is not bad,too
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I like the one in the yellow bikini :)
yeah but the second one is not bad,too
snap -- see great minds do think alike
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bounce is still good
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LoL! Where's our GIFMASTERS?!
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This thread name could almost be changed to "Boner" jokes :D
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Reminds me of a couple years back when we go the Breast Avatar Award... Is it about time we get some new badges? :D
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Dont know how to embeed this in, but check this out.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/954748/
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Is that avatar Nikki cox? I love that woman.
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I missed some great posts while I've been away working non-stop the past few months!