Hello!
My name is Asphyxium and I have been playing UO for over 15 years. I am not the best, but I enjoy what I do.
I began playing in the 8'th grade at the age of 12 or 13. An acquaintance of mine told me "DUDE!! YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY THIS GAME UO!".
I started with dial-up. It was TERRIBLE. Every step I took involved 2-3 seconds of lag.
I gotta tell you this funny thing that happened. That guy and I were stealing books in Trinsic for money and he tells me, "Whatever you do, DON'T SAY GUARDS!".
Of course, we were immediately killed by the guards!! LOL!
I have been interested in macroing for some time. I utilize UOAutopilot, Razor, UOLoop, used to use EZMacros, and now, EasyUO.
For a long time I had been mystified by the ability of people to automatically loot corpses and swing stacks of ore around at inhuman speed. I never knew how they did it for YEARS.
I finally know.
I used to have a dexxer character on the OSI Catskills server. His name I will not mention as it is a combination of my first and last names. I played good for a long time until finally giving in to an unfortunate pressure from a friend to become a murderer.
*hangs head*
I did some things I regret now. I know the suffering that PKing causes people and I am sorry for what I have done.
I would like to tell you a story though.
I was in a guild called PIC with an acquaintance of mine. This guild was full of the type of person I refer to as "little *bleep*"s. Basically a bunch of *bleep* punks.
So one day this member approaches me with his murderer and attacks! He mana dumps me, but I somehow survive. Then he was on the run and I hunted him down and killed him despite his pleas for mercy.
He got what he deserved and this caused a huge uproar in the guild.
How dare I kill this little *bleep* who tried to kill me?
My only regret is not severing his head and placing it on the guild's guildhouse front step.
In any case, I am currently playing on the PK-free Excelsior shard, which I highly recommend. It is a great shard filled with nice and helpful people, not to mention certain can't-live-without features such as world chat, guild chat, private messages (similar to IMs) and weapon leveling.
I am also known as Asphyxium on this server.
I am hoping to, at this exact moment, utilize an auto-attack script to assist me in leveling my weapon.
Thank you for reading.
-Asphyxium
