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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Cerveza on January 13, 2011, 09:53:06 AM
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL
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OMG that is the funniest stuff ive ever read!1
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;D Very funny!! Thanks for the laughs!
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ROFL ROFL ROFL
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That is some good stuff there I am going to have to send some of this to some friends :)
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lol thanks for telling my life story....
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I showed my wife these jokes and that's when the fight started......
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I showed my wife these jokes and that's when the fight started......
Haha! I was thinking exactly the same thing...she didn't find the scale one going from 0-150 in 3 seconds funny at all!
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Naaah, she can order for herself." I replied.
And that's when the fight started....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy *bleep*. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And that's when the fight started....
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for$14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started....
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started....
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heheheheh I love these
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LMAO
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LOL Thanks for sharing those! Definitely put a smile on my face!