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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Canuker on July 20, 2011, 09:35:32 AM
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The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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LOL that was pretty good. I did not see that one coming !!
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There's another aisle, smells like fish.
The tuna aisle. Jeez what were you thinking?
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heheheheheheheh
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I found Canuker's avatar even more funny than the joke!
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I spent a good twenty minutes trying to find a good one, I think this fits the bill.
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Two cute pussies!
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Sounds Like a smelly situation