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Getting Married
« on: February 12, 2013, 03:10:41 PM »
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her
questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral
director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few
moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that
she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and
now - in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.


(Wait for it)


She smiled and explained,

"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

LOL!!!!


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Re: Getting Married
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2013, 04:07:22 PM »
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Sanka... you dead?

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Re: Getting Married
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2013, 06:43:15 PM »
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lol!

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Re: Getting Married
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2015, 05:14:02 PM »
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Wife like this one  :o
Just glad to have a blast

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Re: Getting Married
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2015, 06:58:44 PM »
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That's so bad it's good lol.

3 men walk into a bar....the 4th one ducks...

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Re: Getting Married
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2015, 07:00:26 PM »
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yes it is glad to get to read this one to my wife she needed a good laugh today..
Just glad to have a blast

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