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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Cerveza on March 03, 2010, 08:26:10 AM
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I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are very good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little while later, I felt a nudge on my foot. I looked down, there was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good with Jack Daniels
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Needed the laugh Cerveza :)