Short Joke

[Tyrone Biggums]

I have a friend that we pick on cause he's short and I'm running out of jokes. I run a FB page in honor of making fun of him called "I Hate Bill Carr". Feel free to join and pick on him. He honestly loves it. Things I'm looking for are as follows.

(u can replace Bill Carr with "a little person aka midget"

I hate drawing straws with Bill Carr. Every time he loses he takes it offensively.

Knock knock
Whose there
Bill Carr
Bill Carr who
It's Bill Carr answer the door I can't reach the doorbell

Their is others but I can't think of them at the moment

[Masscre]

? Is anyone else as lost as I am ?

[Tyrone Biggums]

To sum it up I'm looking for short jokes sir

[Khameleon]

A midget is on an elevator going to the top floor. The elevator stops about half way up and a good looking woman wearing a skirt walks into the elevator. Suddenly the midget says, "Excuse me ma'am but can I smell your pussy?" Appauled the woman firmly says, "NO! Of course not!!"
"Oh, then it must be your feet."