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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Cerveza on April 04, 2011, 11:11:00 AM

Title: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Cerveza on April 04, 2011, 11:11:00 AM: Lemme show you what I got

right

down

here

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Ten foot stick of 1/2" pvc. I've been planning on cutting up some pieces to replace some that were broken on my Ladder Golf game I made.

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Which starts a thread of "Dirty? Not really".

Easy to do, just take something the person who posted before you has said, and make it something that "seems" to be a little perverted. Please do not go overboard here.... the idea is to change it completely at the end. Like the 10 foot pole post.

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So someone could post something like "Speaking of cutting up, lemme show you what I did to my girlfriend.... I cut up her.... credit card so she wouldn't use it anymore. She really appreciated it"
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: gimlet on April 04, 2011, 11:20:11 AM: Speaking of really appreciated it I took my wife on the street. It was a great walk.
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Cerveza on April 04, 2011, 11:25:38 AM: I heard something interesting about a member here and his street walking wife.

Seems they take long walks together on the street near their home. It's great exercise, and they get to say hello to the neighbors.
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Masscre on April 04, 2011, 12:23:52 PM: Speaking of the neighbors. When the husband next door leaves for work at night. I pull out my telescope .......

to look over their house at adromeda constellation.
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Cerveza on April 05, 2011, 07:40:37 AM: Talk bout pulling out with the neighbors wife when the husband was at work...

I helped his wife get their camper hooked up to their truck to surprise him when he got home. They went camping and had a wonderful time.
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Dixie Wrecked on April 05, 2011, 08:21:26 AM: Quote from: Cerveza on April 05, 2011, 07:40:37 AM
Talk bout pulling out with the neighbors wife when the husband was at work...

I helped his wife get their camper hooked up to their truck to surprise him when he got home. They went camping and had a wonderful time.

Speaking about hooking up...

Did I ever tell you about the time I took my nephew out? We laid our poles out...in the back of my boat...and leisurely sailed. Eventually, we reach what I like to call my "honey hole", and while we didn't catch any fish while trolling to the spot, after we pulled our poles out of the side of the boat, we were able to toss them off the sides of the boat all day and kept pulling fish all afternoon. Then after we were done, we went back to my house and ate the most delicious fish tacos with my wife and daughter...
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on April 05, 2011, 08:33:59 AM: Speaking about my wife

My wife was so run down I had to put her on some jack stands to inflate both tires and lubricate her chassie and adjust her spin dials. Now shes running perfect!!!
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Endless Night on April 05, 2011, 12:05:04 PM: talking about lubrication

Did anyone else see the latest 'Dirty Jobs' show where he had to Lubricate the threads of the massive NASA vehicle that moves the shuttle to its launch pad. One of these days I drive up the coast with the old bird to watch that thing blast off before its decommissioned.
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: gimlet on April 05, 2011, 07:33:44 PM: speaking of blasting off - it was soooo enjoyable until the police came and took away my firecrackers.
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Cerveza on April 06, 2011, 07:42:08 AM: I remember the time I shot that police officer....

He was nice enough to stand in for a picture. Turned out really well.
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Endless Night on April 06, 2011, 07:54:11 AM: Have you seen my Pictures of SPRINGBREAK

Sent my kids to sailing camp. Where they learnt how to be sailors, adjust the jib, tie knots, etc etc . I got some amazing pictures of them and some dolphins.
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Cerveza on April 12, 2011, 04:30:36 AM: Speaking of tied up and pictures....

I got some really good shots of the USS Missouri when I was a kid. It was moored in Seattle for a while and our class took a trip to the coast. I got to stand right here:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Ussmissouriplaque_RCG.jpg)
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: gimlet on April 12, 2011, 06:15:44 AM: speaking of a trip back in the seventies everyone in California was doing it.

The motels made a fortune!
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Masscre on April 12, 2011, 07:51:11 AM: Speaking of a fortune. I bet one could make a fortune with a 10 foot pole. :-X
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Endless Night on April 12, 2011, 09:23:11 AM: Speaking of Fortunes and Johnson's massive pole...

Johnson new sail boat has has a 30 foot mast, bet it cost a fortune.
Title: Re: Speaking of a ten foot pole....
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on April 12, 2011, 09:36:57 AM: Talk about a massive pole!!

I read somewhere that people are dissatisfied with President Obama's performance so far. His approval rating is in the dumps.

(I didn't read the first post here so my original reply was a response to something that didn't really fit with the theme. I'm lucky I have good admins and moderators who take care of me when I make little errors like this. I'm so happy here :) )