Haircut

[Cerveza]

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then never comes back."

A little while later, the friend returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

The friend smiled and answered, "Your house".

[manwinc]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Paulonius]

Nice.

[Crazyamerican741]

[OMGBurgers]

LOLOLOLOL

[jtw1984]

Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

[TrailMyx]

Hey!  That was my haircut at one point!!  Tho it was a toe-headed blonde bowl-cut..  heh

[jtw1984]

 

[Masscre]

The moral of this story i believe is ... when some one ask how long a job will take always tell the twice as long so you will always finish faster and seem like a hero in the end (and maybe show up at home earlier also).