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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2008, 11:50:25 AM »
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I fail, I Googled.
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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2008, 01:56:18 PM »
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Whats Greater Than God?
More Evil than Evil itself?
The Poor Have it.
The Rich Need it.
If You Eat it.. you will Die.

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Re: Do you have one?
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2008, 06:25:09 AM »
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?

A car? ... Long shot...

XII : "My happiness as a married man is directly related to the amount of sex I have which, in turn, requires that I pretend I like these movies every now and then and that it really doesn't bother me when she tells me about her problems but doesn't want me to give her a solution ;) "

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Re: Do you have one?
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2008, 06:26:50 AM »
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?

A car? ... Long shot...


Nvm, i know the answer, im wrong :(
XII : "My happiness as a married man is directly related to the amount of sex I have which, in turn, requires that I pretend I like these movies every now and then and that it really doesn't bother me when she tells me about her problems but doesn't want me to give her a solution ;) "

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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2008, 07:59:01 AM »
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It's all right there... the answer is staring you in the face ROFL
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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2008, 10:37:48 AM »
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Good lawyer joke Cerveza! ;D

Riddle me this Riddle me that and I'm stumped like everyone else..

I do like a good riddle.

So far I'm not doing so hot in Jokes or Movie Lines. Gawh!

But at least I don't Google.  :P

Answers? Khameleon? Cerveza?

I give up too easy. You guys are too smart! Don't keep us hangin' forever.


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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2008, 11:24:09 AM »
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Okay these darn riddles really get to me and it reminded me of when I was a kid and this really great game at the time on an old commodore 64 circa 1989 that had a bunch of good riddles that I struggling with so let's see if you guys can do better than I did. Had it not been for my mom I wouldn't have solved the quests/riddles in the game. So you guys show me how smart you are and if you nail em' I'll keep em' comming. Maybe one of you played the game and remember it too....

On an off note I think UO should have more quests with riddles involved. Riddles really are alot of fun and come real easy to some people and harder to others. Anyhow here she is: 

"Lighter than what I am made of, More of me is hidden than is seen.
What am I
?"

No Googling TM or Cerveza will throw a "Legendary Googler" title on you! :P
« Last Edit: December 12, 2008, 11:25:46 AM by Ultima »

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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2008, 11:38:11 AM »
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lol thanks for the laughs =) great jokes.

as for the riddle.. took me awhile to figure it out--but I guess I'm as dirty minded as everyone else =P

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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2008, 04:14:48 PM »
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No Googling TM or Cerveza will throw a "Legendary Googler" title on you! :P
That's "Google Slut!"  Just ask poor Cstalker!
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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2008, 03:51:04 PM »
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I got both of the first riddles, But not the last one yet....

But here is one for you all....

Every dawn begins with me,
At dusk I'll be the first you see,
And daybreak couldn't come without
What midday centers all about.
Daises grow from me, I'm told
And when I come, I end all cold,
But in the sun I won't be found,
Yet still, each day I'll be around.
        
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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2008, 03:52:45 PM »
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At first i was thinking water, but im guessing its the moon?

Ah bummer, i just reread it, my answer doesnt make sense...  ???
« Last Edit: December 13, 2008, 03:55:44 PM by Pearls »
XII : "My happiness as a married man is directly related to the amount of sex I have which, in turn, requires that I pretend I like these movies every now and then and that it really doesn't bother me when she tells me about her problems but doesn't want me to give her a solution ;) "

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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2008, 03:57:16 PM »
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You need to find some that everything it talks about has in common.. and then you will get it right... :)

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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2008, 07:09:03 PM »
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No Googling TM or Cerveza will throw a "Legendary Googler" title on you! :P
That's "Google Slut!"  Just ask poor Cstalker!

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A den is where I make my bed
My keepers feed me coloured balls
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Sometimes I store them in my pouch
Sometimes deep in my belly; ouch!
That's when you'll see me acting strange
Instead of balls, I'll eat your change
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Re: Do you have one?
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2008, 09:27:55 PM »
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?


I'm taking 10 minute break from UO bored and sitting here with my girlfriend throwing some of these jokes and riddles at her and she says it's a nose.

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Re: Jokes...
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2008, 09:38:06 PM »
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I got both of the first riddles, But not the last one yet....

But here is one for you all....

Every dawn begins with me,
At dusk I'll be the first you see,
And daybreak couldn't come without
What midday centers all about.
Daises grow from me, I'm told
And when I come, I end all cold,
But in the sun I won't be found,
Yet still, each day I'll be around.

A Shadow!?

"Lighter than what I am made of, More of me is hidden than is seen.
What am I?" An Iceberg
« Last Edit: December 13, 2008, 09:44:33 PM by Ultima »

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