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As long as you loot the maps yourself, they are extremely profitable. I never buy maps because it takes a lot of the profit away. I get most of my maps from Maisma so it is 0 cost. The ones from the chest are level 6 and you can level 5 on the body. 5k per level so 25k to 30k right off the bat. Most of the arties are easy to find cheap so I usually unravel them but you can put them up for like 10k and they usually sell ok. If you have an inbuer, you can unravel everything or just the stuff that unravels into essences which is what I do. The sot's can be sold for a decent amount along with the essences that come in the chest. There is one per level and can usually be sold in stacks of 10 for anywhere from 100k-500k depending on server. You also get the gold and loot from the guardians. That usually adds up to 10-20k for 5th and 6th level. On the level 6 chests, there is also a chance for a level 7 map. I also manipulate the chest (that sounds bad doesn't it? lol) when I am done pulling what I want. I can usually get an extra 10-15 mobs to spawn but pulling something up and letting it fall back in. People also like the skeleton keys and pet treats. If you look at it as a per chest profit, then it doesn't seem like much but they are quick and easy to do. They add up quickly and are fun to do.

I know this is an older post but decided to answer it just in case someone else was wondering the same thing. Treasure hunting and fishing are my main pleasures in UO.

The vet account token sounds like it would be a cool idea for an extra house. It would be nice if they would let an account have a house on a production shard and one on siege as well.

The state of California deems everything to be a cause of cancer..I bet if you went to their website, there would be a warning that says California causes cancer. Happy cows give happy cancer

Enchanting was always good as well. I use to farm the vanilla and outland dungeons with my pally and then disenchant everything. The mats always sold well and would sometimes make certain lower end enchants because I could sell them for quite a bit for people working new characters and being cheap and not buying the higher end enchants. Potions and food always sold well too. I could usually buy the mats on the AH cheap and then sell the potions for a killing. I haven't played in over a year though so things may have changed some.

Actually try version "t".  I found a small typo that might cause some strange behavior.  Untested though.

Working flawlessly now! Thank you!!

I would rather have the fish steaks and serpent scales stored in the bank so the script spends more time fishing. It is now skipping the donations unless I have them checked and it only goes top the inn when I hit quit.

It is an awesome script and a huge thank you for posting it. I have spent a lot of time looking through it. The way it is organized makes it a very easy script to follow for us noobs. It gives me confidence that I will be able to figure out how they work and be able to attempt writing my own soon.

I have re-done the guided set up many times and I have even deleted the script and saved file and started over. I do not have a fisher with magery or I would try it out. I have even changed how the runes in the rune book are labeled. Right now they are labeled as "1 Inn" "2 Inn" "3 Bank" "4 Bank". I do not even have a rune in for donations. I have also tried it with runes to the 2 donation people (I have completed the quest and can donate) but it recalls and tries to donate to the wrong person.