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Questing / Re: ScriptUO Heartwood Quester 1.29 with Advanced CLAw support
« on: April 11, 2011, 06:59:35 AM »
I didnt know that either
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General UO Chat / Re: Britannia Boat
« on: April 10, 2011, 07:21:22 PM »
I got a deed. Is there two different types of BB?
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General UO Chat / Re: Britannia Boat
« on: April 10, 2011, 07:00:52 PM »
So did i get ripped at 10 mil?
But you can transfer it - it is not locked to an account.
But you can transfer it - it is not locked to an account.
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General UO Chat / Britannia Boat
« on: April 10, 2011, 06:33:20 PM »
So I just bought a BB from a guy at the Brit Bank (10 mil). Which seems like it was a lot cheaper than the 150 mil i planned to spend. Whats up?
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General UO Chat / Re: NObama's Tally Thread
« on: April 10, 2011, 03:50:17 PM »
I'm not sure what I mean! 
(I've never faught him) but
If you are solo have you tried adding another to your party.
If you are in a party get out of one. etc
(I've never faught him) but
If you are solo have you tried adding another to your party.
If you are in a party get out of one. etc
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Jokes! / Young People
« on: April 10, 2011, 01:17:45 PM »
OMG!!
GED Test
ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE READY FOR THIS?
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
GED Test
ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE READY FOR THIS?
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
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Endless Nights' Script Library / Re: ENs - Magencia Housing Lottery Ticket Buyer
« on: April 10, 2011, 09:03:01 AM »
Of the toon that bought the ticket or first logged in on that acount?
(I dont think i won any - but only ivested in the 10 k ones)
(I dont think i won any - but only ivested in the 10 k ones)
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General UO Chat / Re: What Happens if they ban Easyuo?
« on: April 10, 2011, 07:44:10 AM »
I would write my own macroing system
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Jokes! / Re: To All the ladies lol
« on: April 10, 2011, 07:42:47 AM »
I must be getting old....
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Endless Nights' Script Library / Re: ENs - Magencia Housing Lottery Ticket Buyer
« on: April 10, 2011, 07:38:13 AM »
How will they show up? Did anybody win one?
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General UO Chat / Re: NObama's Tally Thread
« on: April 10, 2011, 07:36:52 AM »
I am thinking after no drops that something you are doing must be corrected. It was funny to start but this is way way against the odds. How about a step by step run down on what you are doing?