ScriptUO
General => New member introductions => Topic started by: Xeer on April 03, 2015, 05:17:58 AM
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Hello guys,
my name is Mirek, from Czech Republic, 27 year old, currently unemployed ORACLE DBA Specialist (well i hope this will change soon, it's kinda hard to find normal job in my country,...now). I also have few other hobbies when I'm not glued to PC ... for example skiing and tennis, I'm also kinda handyman i love fixing stuffs for me or my friends when i got freetime (kinda strange hobby right? xD ). I love beer and ice hockey (watching, not playing lol)
Let's talk about games now, i love MMO my first one was... well UO in 1998 for like 3,5 years on OSI and since then i played/tested or at least tried nearly every MMO on market :P only non-online games which i every played was Quest for glory 1-5, Might and Magic II ~ VII, Baldur's Gate 1,2 ;D
So why did i come back to UO after i tried nearly everything? It's kinda hard to say with few words but im kinda heavy influenced by UO as my first real MMO experience we are on script forum so i will try to preset it like this:
; My MMO life by Xeer
set #lpc *real_life
set %bigNO_1 something ;"well, it's not bad but i kinda miss *this* UO had it"
set %bigNO_2 something ;"instanced/lobby dungeons? woah, and they call *this* MMO, haha"
set %bigNO_3 something ;"hmm PVP and there is no reward/loss for doing it? noPVP? ... noTHX"
set %bigNO_4 something ;"huh, why these guys flying thru walls and one-hitting every raid/world boss for 9999999999 damage?"
set %bigNO_5 something ;"oh, so i need to play $9.99 to buy backpacks?"
set %bigNO_6 something ;"hey guys, check this today they got sale ~instant max level~ only for $50! =.="
set %bigNO_7 something ;"yea! i need only kill 9898466852134 to reach next level, if my calculations are right it will be in winter 2097!!"
set %bored #true
set %MMO MMO_name
set %good_MMO? damn_i_want_play_something_good
good_MMO_search_engine:
if %bored = #true
{
if %MMO notin #played_MMO
{
;"hmm new MMO, lets try it"
gosub LetsTRYit
if #true in %is_it_FUN?
{
set %bored #false
waste_of_life_loop:
gosub LetsPLAYit
if %bigNO_1 || %bigNO_2 || %bigNO_3 || %bigNO_4 || %bigNO_5 || %bigNO_6 || %bigNO_7 notin #what_is_this_game_really_about
{
wait 1 ~ 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ;let's play it for few more days,weeks,months
if #STILL_NOT_BORED? notin %bored
{
goto waste_of_life_loop
}
else
{
set %bored #true
return
}
else
{
event macro 1 0 omg guys this game sux, why are you still playing it? im done, bye everyone...
gosub UNINSTALL
}
}
}
}
else
{
if %good_MMO in #player_mind
{
set %good_MMO UO
terminate everything_else
gosub letsPLAY_UO!!!
}
break
}
goto good_MMO_search_engine
tl;dr : im at gosub letsPLAY_UO!!! now again
sorry for mistakes im using easyuo just few days,forgive me its something totally new for me but i really like to mess with it:D
if you got more questions, feel free to ask and i will answer ASAP 8)
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Hello and Welcome Xeer. This was by far the funniest introduction lately so i hope u get unrestricted soon!
So you only know about Oracle products? Or databases in general?
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Welcome to SUO! I agree with Chrome, that was the funniest one have seen in a while. I loved the code story!
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I love your intro - restricted access lifted!
WELCOME!
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thanks guys! ;D
Hello and Welcome Xeer. This was by far the funniest introduction lately so i hope u get unrestricted soon!
So you only know about Oracle products? Or databases in general?
nah not only oracle things, i also worked with PostgreSQL,MySQL, IBM DB2 and ofc with Microsoft SQL Server but problem is somewhere else... at least here
nearly all companies here "searching" for "superman programer" who knows ALL-IN-ONE java,c++,c#,Lua,perl,PHP,Python + databases stuffs on MASTER level...
i think you will find max 2-3 guys in whole country and i doubt they will work for them for such pathetic salary ...
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thanks guys! ;D
Hello and Welcome Xeer. This was by far the funniest introduction lately so i hope u get unrestricted soon!
So you only know about Oracle products? Or databases in general?
nah not only oracle things, i also worked with PostgreSQL,MySQL, IBM DB2 and ofc with Microsoft SQL Server but problem is somewhere else... at least here
nearly all companies here "searching" for "superman programer" who knows ALL-IN-ONE java,c++,c#,Lua,perl,PHP,Python + databases stuffs on MASTER level...
i think you will find max 2-3 guys in whole country and i doubt they will work for them for such pathetic salary ...
As far as i understand coding (As Senior Dev) Its all about logic. If you write in one languange, its just the syntax and api, but nothing to fear :)
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Welcome Glad you got a great since of humor. There's a lot of great people willing to help here.
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Welcome Aboard!
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Welcome to SUO!