I went into a pub on a Saturday night. I spotted two plump girls, with very strong accents, sitting at the bar talking.
I approached them and said, "Hi, ladies. Are you two girls from Scotland?"
One of them chirped, "It's WALES, you freaking idiot !!!"
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So I immediately apologized saying "I'm sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's the last thing I remember.
