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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Canuker on July 27, 2011, 07:23:29 AM

Title: Words of Encouragement
Post by: Canuker on July 27, 2011, 07:23:29 AM
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby".

She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself".

He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
Title: Re: Words of Encouragement
Post by: gimlet on July 27, 2011, 08:09:52 AM
and that's when the fight started..........
Title: Re: Words of Encouragement
Post by: cutter on July 29, 2011, 03:46:37 AM
and the divorce begins. LOL
Title: Re: Words of Encouragement
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on August 01, 2011, 10:52:22 AM
Roflmao