A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe. He sits at the counter and
notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full
bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at the old cowboy,
the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat
that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
says, 'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the
bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight is shocking and
he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'
