Ok... so I have a 2.5 yr old little Girl. I also have a decent size deck, which inevitably has a few cartoon themed bouncing balls out there for her to play with. Yesterday the munchkin runs inside from playing "Ball-catch" as she calls it, with mommy.
Munchkin: "I love playing with the Balls on the Dick Daddy!"
Me: *Trying not to choke* "The Balls on the what sweetie ?"
Munchkin: "Playing Ball-catch on the Dick with Mommy is Fun Daddy...."
Wife: *laughing* "Yes it is sweetie, come back outside & let Daddy work..."
Gah... Deck / Dick no big difference there! lol ahhh what fun.