I grabbed this off a website somewhere a while back and just ran across it on my computer this morning. I don't recall where I got it, so if I copied it from someone here I apologize.  I think this makes some very valid points and was worth sharing...


Yes, I Guess I am an American
I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally - big tits.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants
to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about
appearing compassionate.

I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different,
weird or piss me off.

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; just don't feel
like everyone else should have to.

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy queen shake, pack of cigarettes,
or hotel room you should do it in English.

As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English.
My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the
countries you were born in to come disrespect ours.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running
from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
freeze or stop in English, See the previous line.


I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you
qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans,
etc., so you can you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or any damn thing else.

I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T
or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to
that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light,
Lite, or fat-free on the package.

I don't hate the rich.

I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake.

I've never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage or our forefathers
weren't wealthy enough to own one either.

I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than
a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the "Rev." Jesse Jackson
preaches; and besides what exactly is his job function.

I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue.

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should
be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will
serve the time. A rubber band and a paper clip is a
dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with malicious intent.

I worry about dying before I get even.

I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
continue to make more. If it pisses you off, invent the next
operating system that's better and put your name on the building.

I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it
pisses me off. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the
mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that
I do as a white male. Hell, if someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime.

We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, and turkey fake anything sucks.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his ass and say "NO".

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.

I'll admit that the only movies that ever made me cry were Ole Yeller and Lonesome Dove.

I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions.

I thought this country allowed me that right I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

I'm an American!

I seem to be having problems with ExEvent Popup.  The problem is that it doesnt popup!! lol.  I can stand in brit library and run the code below, it executes the code and halts, but it does not popup the npc's donation menu.

npc_loop:
finditem IS G_8
if #findcnt < 1
   return
event property #findid
if mage notin #property
   {
   ignoreitem #findid
   goto npc_loop
   }
set %npc #findid
wait 10
exevent popup %npc
halt
I can actually change the code to something like the one below and I can manually force the donation menu to popup
npc_loop:
finditem IS G_8
if #findcnt < 1
   return
event property #findid
if mage notin #property
   {
   ignoreitem #findid
   goto npc_loop
   }
set %npc #findid
wait 10
set #lobjectid %npc
event macro 17
;exevent popup %npc
halt
So, what is the deal?? Anyone have any ideas?

Thanks,

JaF

;=====================================================
; Script Name: JaF's Relic Fragment Machine
; Author: JustAnotherFace (JaF)
; Version: 2.0
; Client Tested with: 7.0.1.1
; EUO version tested with: 1.50 (155)
; Shard: OSI /EA Mythic
; Revision Date: Oct-25-09
; Public Release: Oct-25-09
; Purpose: This script will make relic fragments from imbued bracelets
;    it will craft the bracelet then imbue it with LRC 18%, Luck 77,
;    poison resist 13, cold resist 13 and fire resist 13 IN THAT ORDER
;  I specifically designed it to imbue in that order to cost the least
;
; Version 2.0 updated to include clicking the correct jewelry menu initially in tinker tool
;======================================================
; INSTRUCTIONS: READ READ READ READ INSTRUCTIONS
; You will need a Legendary GARGOYLE Imbuer to use this script
; Your Legendary GARGOYLE imbuer will need 10k loyalty points to use the queens forge
; You will need a pack animal to use this script
; You will need an unravel bag in your backpack to use this script
; You will need tinkering skill on your GARGOYLE Imbuer to use this script
; You will need tinkering tools (crafted not npc bought)
; Your Tinkering Tools will need to be INSIDE your Unravel Bag
; You will need to load your pack animal up PRIOR TO STARTING THE SCRIPT
; Load your pack animal with Plain Iron Ingots, Emeralds, Sapphires, Citrine, Amber, Rubys and Magical Residue
; Go to the Queens Soulforge and Press Play and follow the popup instructions
;========================================================
; DO NOT EXPECT HELP IF YOU CANT BOTHER TO READ INSTRUCTIONSOk, I got tired of making fragments by hand.  I tried a script that I found at EUO and it functioned poorly for my needs. Thus,this creation.
READ THE INSTRUCTIONS

Version 2.0 updated to include clicking the correct jewelry menu initially in tinker tool

This is NOT a fully AFK script! You will need to reload your packy with resources and restart the script when you have used all the resources in your packy.
JaF

Ok, so here is my slayer book maker... follow the instructions that are listed below and you should have no problems.  

; Script Name: Slayer Book Maker
; Author: JustanotherFace
; Version: 3.6.3
; Client Tested with: 7.0.7.0
; EUO version tested with: EUOX 1.5 ver 198
; Shard OSI / FS: OSI
; Revision Date: 08-31-11
; Public Release:11-02-06
; Purpose: This script will make and keep count of slayer books you make
; Instructions: Get near three secure containers and a trash can, you should
; have inscribe pens and scrolls in one of the two containers. The other two should
; be empty and will be where the script stores the books it keeps.  Now, just
; hit play, choose the type of spellbook you want to make (Mage, Necro, or Mystic)
; put a check mark in the types of mods for books you want to keep and follow
; the instructions for setting up the containers.
;
; Thank you Frneo for your contribution of code to craft pens!!
; Thank you again Frneo for your contribution of code to donate books to library!!
;
; Also Thank you TM for you recall subs and your journal scanner subs
; that Frneo used in his addition to the script.
;
; ************ IMPORTANT, READ THIS, YOU GET THE POINT!!! ********************
;
; I removed the full trash barrel wait option.
; To compensate for this, make sure that you secure your trashcan "I wish to secure this"
; target your trash barrel, and choose everyone.  Doing this allows you to "overload" your
; trash barrel.  Actually, what happens is, when you put the 125th item it, the can
; auto deletes the items without waiting out the 3 min timer.
;
;******************************************************************
;
;Donation at Library Setup:
;
;You must have 2 runebooks for this. Also a bag INSIDE your backpack, where your "trash"
;books will go to, in order to get donated
;
;The first runebook should have 2 runes at the library, close to the NPC you're going
;to donate to, the runes should be the first 2 runes of the book
;
;The other runebook with 2 runes to your home, close to your secure. Again, they should
;be the first 2 runes of the book
;
;During setup you can set the option to donate books at the library. Then just follow
;the instructions to set the rest up
;
;I used TM's recall subs for this, so thanks to him are in order
;
;Hope you like this JaF! Thank you for this great script!

; *********** IMPORTANT, READ ABOVE THIS LINE!!! *****************************
; Ver 3.6.3 Fixed error that was not allowing it to save three mod books.
;
; Ver 3.6.2 Updated to include the missing part of the code that did not get transferred from Neo through the PM system.
;
; Ver 3.6.1 Update by Frneo to his Donate code. The update prevents the script breaking if both of
; your recall locations are blocked. Now it just cycles through the 2 recall locations until
; it finds an unblocked one.
;
; Ver 3.6 Added in Frneo's code to donate trash books to the library.  Frneo's code for crafting
; pens was also updated by Frneo.
;
; Ver 3.5.1 Added in Frneo's code to craft Pens.  No longer have to have pens in your resouce
; container.  However, you must have enough Tinkering skill to craft pens, you must have
; ingots in your resource container and you must have at least one tinker tool in your backpack.
;
; Ver 3.5 cleaned up some code, sped up the script a bit
;
; Ver 3.4 Added in the "Keep books with Single Mods equal to or above "X"" option.
; This option will keep all books with ANY mod that equals or is up to 20 times
; greater than the number that you type in the box.  YOU MUST check the check box
; beside keep books with single mods equal to or above line
; AND YOU MUST type a number in the box at the end of that line!
;
; Ver 3.3 Fixed a bug I found in the Get Pens sub.  If you only had one pen left
; in your secure it would get hung in a loop forever.  Also, removed some code
; (property parse sub) that has been in the script a long time but has not
; actually been used since one of the very first version releases.  Cleaned that out.
; Also, again removed the full trashcan wait section. To compensate for this, make
; sure that you secure your trashcan "I wish to secure this" target your trash barrel,
; and choose everyone.  Doing this allows you to "overload" your trash barrel.  Actually,
; what happens is, when you put the 125th item it, the can auto deletes the items without
; waiting out the 3 min timer.
;
; Ver 3.2.1 Fixed issue with saving 16-17% LRC books when you did not want to
;
; Ver 3.2 Now supports making Necro and Mystic Spellbooks
;
; Ver 3.1 Updated for new crafting menu positions
;
; Ver 3.0 put the wait 10's back in after event macro 17's
; to do away with the you must wait spam.  Also changed the
; click offset code slightly like C2 suggested.
;
; Ver 2.9 Put the garbage can full wait period back in with
; a slight modification from its original design.  Now,
; if the garbage can reaches 125 items and does NOT
; auto-delete, the script will wait for the can to delete.
; This is just in case something messes up with the trash
; can and it does not auto delete like it should.
;
; Ver 2.8 Took out the garbage can full wait period, it
; seems that garbage cans full of spell books now auto
; delete when you put the 126th book in.
; Fixed the "wait for gump" system as suggested by C2
; Thanks C2
; Cleaned up the "Make" sub.  Only one click last target now
; no longer clicks the pen every time you make a book.
; In fact pretty much all these updates were inspired by
; C2.... Thanks bud.
;
; Ver 2.7 Implemented some minor changes to the way pause is handled
;    and cleaned up the code a little.
;Also thanks to Hosebomber who made lots of suggestions and helped test
;==================================

Version 3.2  and later, Now supports making Necro and Mystic spelbooks as well as the normal Magery books.

IMPORTANT, READ THIS:
Version 3.6.2 includes code supplied by Frneo to donate trash books to library and to craft pens. I have not tested this code, or run the script since it's inclusion.  Please test the new version and let me know of any problems.

Please read the setup instructions in the script for setting up your rune books for the donation portion of the script.

I removed the full trash barrel wait option. To compensate for this, make sure that you log in with an owner or co-owner of your house and secure your trashcan by saying "I wish to secure this" and target your trash barrel, and choose everyone. Doing this allows you to "overload" yourtrash barrel.  Actually, what happens is, when you put the 125th item it,the can auto deletes the items without waiting out the 3 min timer.


JaF