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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Canuker on August 03, 2011, 07:45:16 AM

Title: First Day Driving a Cab
Post by: Canuker on August 03, 2011, 07:45:16 AM

The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years".

Title: Re: First Day Driving a Cab
Post by: Endless Night on August 03, 2011, 07:54:51 AM

lol that was quiet good.

Title: Re: First Day Driving a Cab
Post by: gimlet on August 03, 2011, 10:21:03 AM

didn't see that one coming!

Title: Re: First Day Driving a Cab
Post by: Goliath on August 03, 2011, 11:36:24 AM

LOL.. Good one.

Title: Re: First Day Driving a Cab
Post by: onlyindreams on August 03, 2011, 10:19:32 PM

LOL Didn't see that one coming

Title: Re: First Day Driving a Cab
Post by: Masscre on August 04, 2011, 07:21:59 AM

Quote from: gimlet on August 03, 2011, 10:21:03 AM

didn't see that one coming!

Neither did I !!