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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Canuker on August 26, 2011, 12:31:21 PM

Title: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: Canuker on August 26, 2011, 12:31:21 PM
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

 

 

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.

She was shocked and stunned and said, "I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well behaved and quiet?"

Finally, after much urging, little Sally spoke up and said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead."

 

 

 

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: camotbik on August 26, 2011, 12:35:46 PM
the teacher joke was badass
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: MeWonUo on August 26, 2011, 01:42:09 PM
:D
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: TrailMyx on August 26, 2011, 01:46:59 PM
the teacher joke was badass

Yes, I'll have to remember that for my next presentation for work
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: Crome969 on August 26, 2011, 09:14:09 PM
Canuker is our Joketeller here!
Fun as always!:)
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: gimlet on August 26, 2011, 09:28:27 PM
Canuker is our Joketeller here!
Fun as always!:)


I don't know about that - but he does have the most interesting avatars!
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: Canuker on August 27, 2011, 08:28:16 AM
I was thinking that is was time to swap it for something with more bounce.
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: gimlet on August 27, 2011, 09:03:38 AM
I was thinking that is was time to swap it for something with more bounce.

bounce is good
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: camotbik on August 27, 2011, 09:06:58 AM
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Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: gimlet on August 27, 2011, 09:10:04 AM
How many are there? Is 8 slots but only 4 bounces!
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: camotbik on August 27, 2011, 09:43:59 AM
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Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: gimlet on August 27, 2011, 01:52:50 PM
nice!
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: Masscre on September 27, 2011, 05:32:23 AM
I like the one in the yellow bikini :)
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: Crome969 on September 27, 2011, 06:03:23 AM
I like the one in the yellow bikini :)
yeah but the second one is not bad,too
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: Endless Night on September 27, 2011, 06:05:14 AM
I like the one in the yellow bikini :)
yeah but the second one is not bad,too


snap  -- see great minds do think alike
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: gimlet on September 27, 2011, 06:37:49 AM

bounce is still good

Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: UOMaddog on September 27, 2011, 08:26:57 AM
LoL! Where's our GIFMASTERS?!
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: Goliath on September 27, 2011, 08:31:00 AM
This thread name could almost be changed to "Boner" jokes  :D
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: onlyindreams on October 06, 2011, 05:47:14 PM
Reminds me of a couple years back when we go the Breast Avatar Award... Is it about time we get some new badges?  :D
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: camotbik on October 07, 2011, 02:47:52 AM
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Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: Tyrone Biggums on October 07, 2011, 08:33:48 AM
Is that avatar Nikki cox? I love that woman.
Title: Re: Friday Afternoon Bonus Jokes
Post by: onlyindreams on December 13, 2011, 11:21:13 PM
I missed some great posts while I've been away working non-stop the past few months!