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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on January 19, 2012, 06:22:10 PM

Title: My 1-Day Employment
Post by: Masscre on January 19, 2012, 06:22:10 PM

My 1-Day Employment


So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.   

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there.  Are they twins?'   

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins.  The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?  Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.  Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'   

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Title: Re: My 1-Day Employment
Post by: gimlet on January 19, 2012, 06:38:38 PM

Sounds like something I would say!

Title: Re: My 1-Day Employment
Post by: Canuker on January 19, 2012, 09:08:46 PM

Well worth a giggle...even the wife laughed at this.

Title: Re: My 1-Day Employment
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on January 21, 2012, 10:46:36 PM

something i would say for sure lol

Title: Re: My 1-Day Employment
Post by: onlyindreams on January 22, 2012, 07:25:55 PM

Nice one! I've met several people this could apply to!