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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on March 30, 2012, 05:27:26 PM

Title: Hospital regulations
Post by: Masscre on March 30, 2012, 05:27:26 PM
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted hedidn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.

On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown