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girlfriend 1.0
« on: September 26, 2012, 07:38:16 PM »
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-1--Tech Support Request
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?
Jonathan Powell

Dear Sir,
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than original system. Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony / child Support. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame forall GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.



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Re: girlfriend 1.0
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2012, 01:28:38 AM »
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Program Wife 1.0 Tricks the User into in "Mounting" his Virtual HD onto the OS Wife 1.0 creating another an Offspring of problems ruining a the Users Life even more... this program takes 9 months to to fully take into effect creating Child 1.0 and if you have terrible luck sometimes a virus gets put into play called Twins 1.0 creating even more problems....

I hope this can be a warning to everyone who hasn't installed wife 1.0 to immediately turn girlfriend 1.0 into one night stand 11.0

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