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Fancy Supermarket
« on: July 20, 2011, 09:35:32 AM »
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The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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Re: Fancy Supermarket
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2011, 10:15:57 AM »
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LOL that was pretty good. I did not see that one coming !!

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Re: Fancy Supermarket
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2011, 10:24:15 AM »
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There's another aisle, smells like fish.




































The tuna aisle. Jeez what were you thinking?
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Re: Fancy Supermarket
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2011, 06:56:45 PM »
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Re: Fancy Supermarket
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2011, 09:01:01 PM »
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I found Canuker's avatar even more funny than the joke!
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Re: Fancy Supermarket
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2011, 09:25:10 PM »
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I spent a good twenty minutes trying to find a good one, I think this fits the bill.
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Re: Fancy Supermarket
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2011, 09:31:29 PM »
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Two cute pussies!

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Re: Fancy Supermarket
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2011, 11:23:48 AM »
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Sounds Like a smelly situation

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