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Cough Remedy
« on: September 13, 2011, 06:50:03 AM »
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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Of course, you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 07:30:43 AM »
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LOL... I can totally envision a big man with his @ss checks squeezed together trying to muster up enough courage to get out the door to his car..  ;D
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2012, 12:24:09 AM »
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roflmao at this one
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2012, 12:18:46 PM »
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2012, 01:35:27 PM »
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I almost laughed myself silly on that one. If you take the time to imagine it, it is even funnier.
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2012, 02:05:55 PM »
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Man, that was my last Friday after a bad burrito.  Yikes, it was like a fecal fountain!
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2012, 08:32:34 PM »
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Fecal fountain?  Seriously?  You felt you absolutely had to share that, did you?
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2012, 08:43:39 PM »
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Quote from: NObama on January 02, 2012, 08:32:34 PM
Fecal fountain?  Seriously?  You felt you absolutely had to share that, did you?

Sharing is caring, Nobama.  I wuves my peeps, so please feel cared for.  :)

(IRL, people are normally shocked at my graphic nature.  Enjoy!)
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2012, 03:19:38 PM »
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mine also TM it is good to see someone similar. I laughed like crazy thinking to myself I believe I have explained that a few times in the past. I ussually say a flowing river of montazumas revenge lol.
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2012, 09:10:42 PM »
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Heres one for ya December 30 I had physical therapy and I had the stomach flu and bad case of diarea.  My therapist got me up on my walker to stand and do my weight bearing exercises. He then wanted me to try and take few steps.  I was clinching my but cheaks cause it felt like i had to crap I slowley started to take a few steps well i walked about four feet went to turn around and steped wrong and *bleep* all over myself and in the floor.  My thearpist looked at me said well I think were done for the day cause I ve literaly walked the *bleep* out of ya. My wife walks in the room says Oh Lord someone open the door it smells like someone died in here and my therapist looks at her says na I just scared the *bleep* out of your husband. She said how did you do that I told him you were pregnant expecting twins.
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2012, 06:49:42 AM »
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hehehehe
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2012, 06:51:50 AM »
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lol, that's hilarious.  All you need is some midgets, a slippery surface and you'd have some of the best physical comedy money could buy!
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2012, 07:06:17 AM »
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Well if it helps trail my 3 year old daughter was standing in the hall way pointing saying daddy stinks and uhhhhhh she the looked at momma said daddy made stinky on the floor
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Re: Cough Remedy
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2012, 08:12:50 AM »
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That's some bad times.
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