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Public Bugs / Boat Keys
« on: August 13, 2011, 07:52:01 AM »
If you use a tinker to make a copy of a boat key, it will unlock the boat but will not allow recall off the copy.
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Scripting Chat / Question
« on: August 12, 2011, 09:56:07 AM »
I am looking for a snippet or sub that will yell out guards when he is attacked. Anyone have one?
If not - what is the best way to determine if you are being attacked?
If not - what is the best way to determine if you are being attacked?
63
General UO Chat / Question on BOD Turnin
« on: August 04, 2011, 04:09:43 PM »
I need a few bless deeds and have 300 tailor smalls filled already. What is the best script to turn in the tailor bod a get a new one. What do people use now?
64
Dear Diary,
Just moved to Oklahoma ! Now this is a state
that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.
It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.
June 14th:
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a
problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned
car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning
into a sun worshipper.
June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western
plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No
more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it
here.
July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all
week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least, it's kind
of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I
expected.
July 15th:
Fell asleep by the community pool.. Got 3rd
degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb
thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in
a climate like this.
July 20th:
I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the
car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at
noon, Lomita had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag,
then popped like a water balloon. The car now smells like Kibbles and
Shits. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. Good ol'
Mr. Sun strikes again.
July 25th:
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant
freaking blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner
is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and
tell me he needed to order parts.
July 30th:
Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3
nights now, $225,000 house and I can't even go inside. Lomita is the
lucky one. Why did I ever come here?
Aug.. 4th:
Its 115 degrees. Finally got the
air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature
down to 85. I hate this stupid state.
Aug. 8th:
If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for
you today?' I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to
work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I
smell like baked cat!!
Aug. 9th:
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore
shorts, and when I sat on the seats in the car, I thought my butt was
on fire. My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of
flesh and all the hair on the back of my
legs and ass . . . Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried butt, and
baked cat.
Aug 10th:
The weather report might as well be a damn
recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too
hot to do crap for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might
really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn state?
Water rationing is next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just
dry up and blow over. Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.
Aug. 14th:
Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115
today. Cactus are dead. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn
windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what
he asked me??? "Hot enough for you today?" My sister had to spend
$1,500 to bail me out of jail. Freaking Oklahoma . What kind of a sick
demented idiot would want to live here?? Will write later to let you
know how the trial goes.
Just moved to Oklahoma ! Now this is a state
that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.
It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.
June 14th:
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a
problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned
car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning
into a sun worshipper.
June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western
plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No
more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it
here.
July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all
week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least, it's kind
of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I
expected.
July 15th:
Fell asleep by the community pool.. Got 3rd
degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb
thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in
a climate like this.
July 20th:
I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the
car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at
noon, Lomita had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag,
then popped like a water balloon. The car now smells like Kibbles and
Shits. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. Good ol'
Mr. Sun strikes again.
July 25th:
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant
freaking blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner
is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and
tell me he needed to order parts.
July 30th:
Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3
nights now, $225,000 house and I can't even go inside. Lomita is the
lucky one. Why did I ever come here?
Aug.. 4th:
Its 115 degrees. Finally got the
air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature
down to 85. I hate this stupid state.
Aug. 8th:
If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for
you today?' I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to
work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I
smell like baked cat!!
Aug. 9th:
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore
shorts, and when I sat on the seats in the car, I thought my butt was
on fire. My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of
flesh and all the hair on the back of my
legs and ass . . . Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried butt, and
baked cat.
Aug 10th:
The weather report might as well be a damn
recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too
hot to do crap for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might
really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn state?
Water rationing is next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just
dry up and blow over. Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.
Aug. 14th:
Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115
today. Cactus are dead. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn
windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what
he asked me??? "Hot enough for you today?" My sister had to spend
$1,500 to bail me out of jail. Freaking Oklahoma . What kind of a sick
demented idiot would want to live here?? Will write later to let you
know how the trial goes.
65
Jokes! / The Dominate Male
« on: July 19, 2011, 04:37:19 PM »
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be The Man Of Your House.
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law.'
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a
scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The damn funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your ass cremated."
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law.'
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a
scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The damn funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your ass cremated."
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General UO Chat / Real skill vs displayed skill
« on: July 16, 2011, 01:30:22 PM »
OK - i have a poisoner who i want to do fencing and use primary and secondary special moves. It says i must have 70 fencing and tactics. Poisoning replaces tactics.
so I though with 100 poison, 60 fencing and 30 fencing in jewels i would be able to do the special moves.
says i need 70 in fencing and tactics to do the primary.
So jewels dont count?
so I though with 100 poison, 60 fencing and 30 fencing in jewels i would be able to do the special moves.
says i need 70 in fencing and tactics to do the primary.
So jewels dont count?
67
General UO Chat / I'd like some input
« on: June 13, 2011, 04:10:49 PM »
So i have a character on Siege with the following template
Cap Current
110 100 Magery
100 100 Hiding
120 100 Vet
120 90 Animal Taming
120 100 Animal Lore
120 100 Peace
120 100 Music
810 690
My overall cap is 720. So if you used jewels to fill it out what would you imbue on ring and bracelet and where would you put the other 30 points.
Human
Cap Current
110 100 Magery
100 100 Hiding
120 100 Vet
120 90 Animal Taming
120 100 Animal Lore
120 100 Peace
120 100 Music
810 690
My overall cap is 720. So if you used jewels to fill it out what would you imbue on ring and bracelet and where would you put the other 30 points.
Human
68
General UO Chat / BOD Rewords
« on: June 01, 2011, 03:52:54 PM »
So the chat on Siege is that the BOD rewards have changed. Can anyone confirm this?
If so how and what?
If so how and what?
69
General UO Chat / Some thoughts on Gates
« on: May 01, 2011, 08:28:59 AM »
I was surprised today when
1) i went through a gate I cast
2) Dispelled gate (nice pop!)
3) The gate was not dispelled at both ends only at the point of destination
4) Someone walked through gate at point of origin
5) and showed up next to me!
Was this a fluke?
1) i went through a gate I cast
2) Dispelled gate (nice pop!)
3) The gate was not dispelled at both ends only at the point of destination
4) Someone walked through gate at point of origin
5) and showed up next to me!
Was this a fluke?
70
General UO Chat / Casting Summons on boats
« on: April 22, 2011, 09:59:42 AM »
According to everything I have read, You should be able to cast summons on an orc pirate ship to damage it like you would with a cannon.
So I take my thrower out to kill pirates. I kill all the orcs but I am not even denting the pirate. So I bring in a caster and cast all sorts of summons on the ship. I usually get the message the ship resists your spell. I have 120 eval! Any idea what i am doing wrong?
So I take my thrower out to kill pirates. I kill all the orcs but I am not even denting the pirate. So I bring in a caster and cast all sorts of summons on the ship. I usually get the message the ship resists your spell. I have 120 eval! Any idea what i am doing wrong?
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General UO Chat / To Use or Not To Use
« on: April 22, 2011, 07:21:31 AM »To Use or Not To Use Armslore when you are going after elemental weapons
or when you are going to imbue.
Thoughts anyone?
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Off Topic / Game Of Thrones
« on: April 14, 2011, 04:54:42 PM »
'Game of Thrones' fantasy rides in handsomely on HBO
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http://usat.ly/gNn2Aq
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General UO Chat / Britannia Boat
« on: April 10, 2011, 06:33:20 PM »
So I just bought a BB from a guy at the Brit Bank (10 mil). Which seems like it was a lot cheaper than the 150 mil i planned to spend. Whats up?
?
?
74
Jokes! / Young People
« on: April 10, 2011, 01:17:45 PM »
OMG!!
GED Test
ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE READY FOR THIS?
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
GED Test
ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE READY FOR THIS?
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
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Programming / Operating Systems / Windows 7 and Always on Top
« on: April 09, 2011, 11:02:41 AM »
I really hate the fact that on Windows 7 the taskbar is always on top )or worse autohide)
so I found this workaround
If anyone knows of any other method please let me know!
Found a better way see post below!
so I found this workaround
If anyone knows of any other method please let me know!
Found a better way see post below!