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Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
« on: May 10, 2013, 11:01:43 PM »
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What're some of the cheesiest pickup lines you have used? They have the be ones you've actually USED and not ones you've just heard of.

I'll kick it off, I was at Otakon a few years back and was chatting with a girl and we seemed to click a bit on interests, she mentioned an interest the older Lucas films which was pretty cool. Later that night we happened across each other at a 21+ area and the greatest pickup line I've ever thought up popped into my head. I told that she should change her name to "Diana Jones" and when she asked why, I explained so that I could be "Indiana Jones".

It was a bit outright, but it worked :>
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Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2013, 08:20:13 AM »
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lmao that coulda went real bad...  but awesome..none the less
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Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2013, 08:47:11 AM »
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When I'd say, "Hey, I like your top!" to a large breasted woman and this didn't go over too well.  So I gave up and let them start chasing me.  ;)
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Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2013, 09:40:45 AM »
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Hey ya wanna go in half on a kid?
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Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2013, 11:04:56 AM »
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Quote from: gimlet on May 11, 2013, 09:40:45 AM
Hey ya wanna go in half on a kid?
I've got two you can have for free.
and a wife
... I don't have a dog other wise you could have that too.
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Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2013, 11:33:39 AM »
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hehehehehe
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Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2013, 07:14:41 AM »
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An Corp!!!!!

Can't believe I said this or more importantly that it worked.... Back when I was bartending at THE spot in town I would always flirt with the attractive girls. Whenever I'd have a moment to slow down and chat we always laugh and take shots. I would say "you're F'ing awesome!". Then like clockwork they'd always ask my name within a minute or two. I'd simply say "I'm awesome". I don't know why but 90% of the time it worked every time.
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Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2013, 10:16:20 AM »
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"I make more money than I can conveniently spend."

Worked for me every time.
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Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2013, 10:49:23 AM »
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Are you a lumberjack? Cause you give me great wood...

That one I actually used on my current wife, so great success

I always tried the ridiculous ones  :-X
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Re: Cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used. (With or without success)
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2013, 11:48:37 AM »
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One I had used on me was "If I followed you home, would you keep me?" Yep, he was cute so it worked. :-\

TT used this one, with obvious success "Hello beautiful" ;)
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