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Ultima Online Fan Board => UO Bragging Rights => Topic started by: manwinc on January 29, 2011, 11:00:09 PM

Title: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: manwinc on January 29, 2011, 11:00:09 PM
Things in this story may be exaggerated by 10%, except for the number of kills and how horrible they were.

Cruising around yew, on my stealth archer, looking for a fight. In the Guard Zone there's a mess of Blues Who Thinks they be tough! In a House not to far from Guard Zone There's a mess of Dubs (Dumb Nub), who also thinks they are tough!

FACT: I did not Smokebomb Once during the whole FIGHT

I'm all by my lonesome when 4 of the house sitters decide to come out and play. 2 Dexxers, 2 Archers. I'm hopping around spitting out mirror images, just sidestepping these god awful dexxers and putting everyone on foot (Ever Put 4 people on foot while staying on one screen? Its Fun). Anyways another dexxer runs in, and I Decide I'd better try to pick one off or book it before things get dicey, but Before I can even mention to one of the dexxers that soul seekers aren't a very good weapon choice for pvp his face hits the dirt. This was when the fight started getting funny.

Switched for the other dexxer on foot.
Shuriken, Shuriken, Shuriken,
AI, AI,
Shuriken (Man that guy can't cure my poison very well with that shield equipped.... X_X)
AI (Dead)

Pull the remaining 2 archers and the 1 dexxer north from the gate. They all remount by this time.

Mirror image, Mirror Image, Mirror Image (Let them Waste their mana)
Dismount Weakest Link,
Proceed to open up can of WHOOP ASS
Redline the poor sucker, but he is just out of range for me to even hit him with a running shot. 
Turn Around for the other Archer,
Run around while I Regen Mana
(Have I ever Mentioned I have a Mounted Dexxer after me while I'm on foot throughout this whole Fight? Well it will be a funny point later on)
Dismount the Archer,
Drop the archer in 3s Flat after Dismounting. (2 AI'S to the Chest, I hate having to only use AI's)

Dismount that LAST pesky Dexxer. (An Archer trying to hit a Bush Parry Dexxer is like a blind man Trying to Play Golf)
Dexxers are annoying, so I like to have fun with them instead of killing them and see how dumb they are.
SUMMON 4 NATURES FURIES (THAT'S RIGHT YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT ONE DID YOU!)

While they distract him I remount, and start testing out how many cure potions he has VS how many Shurikens I have. Sadly He had more cure pots :(

Chasing the guy down, and he stops to start talking smack about how much I suck. I point out I just dropped four of his guildmates, he tells me that he isn't in their guild and I've NEVER killed anyone in his guild.

About that Time the RNG from the last 20 shots I missed turned around and I landed 4 ai's back to back dropping him immediately after he finished his statement.

I said, well I guess you're the FIRST then.

About that Time I was practically falling out of my chair in laughter. I haven't fought a group of players that sucked that much since 2006. 


That was just one of those moments where something like this should just pop up on your screen

OWNED
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: MeWonUo on January 30, 2011, 12:18:19 AM
Right about now I'm betting you still feel a lot like your avatar..  :)

Great read!!  And hell of a job dirt napping them all.  Definitely have to love when the RNG kicked it..

"You've never killed anyone in my guild"... MONO..  :D
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: Hoby on January 30, 2011, 07:17:36 AM
Nice read.  Do you use a macro for your shurikans?  I could never get one to work.  Whats your secret?
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: NObama on January 30, 2011, 10:04:09 AM
You killed me on five alts.  I was running them from 5 separate laptops.  In 5 different rooms.

(nicely done)
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: OMGBurgers on March 15, 2011, 01:36:45 PM
id like to figure out how to make my computer able to handle screen records.  just last night we fought in despise 2v7 and it on the more fun fights in the past year or so...  maybe it's cause we won?!  would be nice to show my guildies what they missed every so often or post it up for bragging rights on for they to have to relive the memory of their horrible deaths!
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: Wilk on March 15, 2011, 01:55:37 PM
Shush Burgers. You're a pvp fraud!  :-*
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: manwinc on March 15, 2011, 02:02:46 PM
Yeah, I have to start using my screenshot program more often. Some deathstriker talking trash on chesse as he tries to gank me 3 v 1 on my stealth archer. I ran him off screen a dozen times redlined.I'm sorry, but I'm built to kill people with max dci, if you have no dci I will cut you down without breaking a sweat. Especially if you have limited healing capablities.
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: TrailMyx on March 15, 2011, 02:22:40 PM
Sounds like my last paintball game.  BLAMO!!
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: OMGBurgers on March 15, 2011, 02:49:18 PM
Shush Burgers. You're a pvp fraud!  :-*

lol...

ok shade  :)
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: UOMaddog on March 15, 2011, 07:14:56 PM
Screenshots(or video) or it didn't happen, manwinc!! hehe jk!

Just goes to show you that you should never pvp without a mage! Dexers suck at cross healing (except awesome ones like me!)
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: Cerveza on March 16, 2011, 04:57:15 AM
Love it when they talk smack.

Usually it's their ghost telling you how much you suck, even though your the one who killed them.

Then it migrates to "DUEL ME!", which is shortly followed by "I only duel for 50M".

I have my up mouse wheel set to Use Item (shuriken belt) then Last Target.
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: manwinc on March 16, 2011, 06:41:21 AM
Yeah, I'll start taking screenies.
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: Wilk on March 16, 2011, 08:56:53 AM
Shush Burgers. You're a pvp fraud!  :-*

lol...

ok shade  :)

Heh, haven't had a shade pvper in over a year.

98% of the time mage. Bad mage of course though. :/
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: gimlet on March 16, 2011, 10:11:53 AM
I should also post my screen shots - all of me dying or getting res killed or if not a plyer killing me - being eaten by a little monster!

Since I always get my ass kicked, how about tips for a really terrible pvp

I lied -  I did win once - it was 1998????
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: manwinc on March 16, 2011, 10:32:03 AM
A:) Are you playing Solo?
B:) Do you have Fundage?
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: manwinc on March 16, 2011, 10:32:36 AM
C:) what shard
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: gimlet on March 16, 2011, 11:04:34 AM
A:) Are you playing Solo?
B:) Do you have Fundage?


I play solo and have  Fundage
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: manwinc on March 16, 2011, 11:10:10 AM
And what Shard?
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: gimlet on March 16, 2011, 12:10:43 PM
I play GL
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: OMGBurgers on March 16, 2011, 01:55:19 PM

Heh, haven't had a shade pvper in over a year.

98% of the time mage. Bad mage of course though. :/

lol.  you wernt bad on a mage at all!

do you play these days? 
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: Wilk on March 16, 2011, 07:48:48 PM
Yeah, I got back into it a few months ago. Went back to GL and built up chars from scratch there. I quit factions though. It's all stealth/redline/popshot action, rez kill stealthers, or packets of 5v1. That sums up GL faction fighting.

So I quit factions, geared up the toons, and jumped in with CREW (formerly TDR/BC). Having a funner time thus far.
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: manwinc on March 16, 2011, 08:13:04 PM
Whats tb like over there on chesse?
Title: Re: PvP Match 5 v 1
Post by: OMGBurgers on March 17, 2011, 01:12:18 PM
Yeah, I got back into it a few months ago. Went back to GL and built up chars from scratch there. I quit factions though. It's all stealth/redline/popshot action, rez kill stealthers, or packets of 5v1. That sums up GL faction fighting.

So I quit factions, geared up the toons, and jumped in with CREW (formerly TDR/BC). Having a funner time thus far.

Oh wow, you had to start over? if so that sucks!  I assume you don't roll with your past guild eh? 

I think I have one character left on GL.  I don't play there either since it's all zerg mostly.  Trying to keep a small guild small.  We've got 5 members, 3 active.  Just broke our alliance (kinda! haha, waiting to get kicked out!)  and ended up booting all but us 5 to eliminate the typical uo drama & shady ppl :p