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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Masscre on April 24, 2014, 07:19:27 AM

Title: Condoms !!
Post by: Masscre on April 24, 2014, 07:19:27 AM
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. "Well," he says, "Ive been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack!" The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he may give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
Title: Re: Condoms !!
Post by: Crisis on April 24, 2014, 03:26:13 PM
That is awesome! That would be my luck lol
Title: Re: Condoms !!
Post by: TrailMyx on April 24, 2014, 03:53:50 PM
Fathers are awesome!  I'd still shoot the boy at the end of the prayer.  lol
Title: Re: Condoms !!
Post by: Masscre on April 25, 2014, 07:07:13 AM
I have 4 daugthers and prolly would shoot him or something a little worse !!
Title: Re: Condoms !!
Post by: TrailMyx on April 25, 2014, 09:41:30 AM
I try to be conveniently be cleaning my guns when the boyfriends are about!  Don't mean to shoot them, but I'll bet they'd crap themselves.  ;)
Title: Re: Condoms !!
Post by: Zurg on April 08, 2015, 05:07:55 PM
My Brother in law was telling us one day about his niece saying he'll have to watch them when they get older, My dad told him it won't work he keeps saying yes it will he finally looks at dad and says why you thing that. Dad told him your here.