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General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: A Canuker on June 29, 2011, 08:45:16 AM

Title: Chicken Surprise
Post by: A Canuker on June 29, 2011, 08:45:16 AM

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

"Ahh so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck."

Title: Re: Chicken Surprise
Post by: manwinc on June 29, 2011, 08:47:38 AM

Hahahahahahhahahahahaa

Title: Re: Chicken Surprise
Post by: Pearls on June 29, 2011, 10:35:43 AM

 :) funny

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Post by: gimlet on June 29, 2011, 01:42:13 PM

that is soooooooooooo bad

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Post by: Masscre on June 30, 2011, 07:40:41 PM

ROFLMAO !!   ;)

Title: Re: Chicken Surprise
Post by: Outlaw Josey Wales on August 01, 2011, 12:10:42 PM

haha