ScriptUO
General => Off Topic => Jokes! => Topic started by: Canuker on July 28, 2011, 08:23:13 AM
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A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.
Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.
The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
Maid: What will I have to do.
Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he's with.
The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps and the gunshots, then more footsteps.
Maid: What do I do with the bodies?
Wife: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
Maid: But there's no pool here.
(A long pause)
Wife: Is this 832-4821?
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Dang thats what happened to my neighbor!
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That is almost believable in the way things happen in todays times !!
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I agree and then homeowner would get sued. ???
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Okay so the curious question how did the maid find her gun if it wasn t her house
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Okay so the curious question how did the maid find her gun if it wasn t her house
GOOD CALL! Missed it!
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Yea still scratching my head on this one
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Okay so the curious question how did the maid find her gun if it wasn t her house
Nice catch! I missed that as well.
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isn't that were everyone keeps there loaded guns? in an unlocked desk?
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Even the other employee in company laughd about this !