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They've Thought of Everything
« on: September 13, 2011, 06:50:28 AM »
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A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas on their way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, the man decided to stop and the next gasoline station and fill up.

"What can I do fer y'all?" the attendant asked.

"Fill it with supreme," the man said.

While the attendant was filling the tank, he looked the car up, down and sideways. "What kinda car is dis here?" he asked. "I never seen one like it before."

"It's a brand new Cadillac," the driver said proudly. "It has power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a CD player, an 8-speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes, leather interior, digital instruments..."

"Wow," said the attendant. "That there's the fanciest car I ever did see."

"How much do I owe you?" asked the driver when the attendant had finished.

"That'll be $30.25," he replied. The driver pulled out his money clip and peeled off a $20 and a $10. Then he went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of change. Mixed in with the change were a few golf tees.

"What're them little things there?" asked the attendant.

"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," said the man.

"Goodness," said the attendant. "Them Cadillac people think of everything."
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Re: They've Thought of Everything
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 08:42:37 AM »
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hehehehehehe

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Re: They've Thought of Everything
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2011, 09:04:25 AM »
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not bad joke..

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Re: They've Thought of Everything
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2011, 03:09:00 PM »
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Hah!  Funny...but why would someone drive through Arkansas to get from NY to CA??  :)

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Re: They've Thought of Everything
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2011, 06:30:31 AM »
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Hah!  Funny...but why would someone drive through Arkansas to get from NY to CA??  :)
why would someone drive that far at all?

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Re: They've Thought of Everything
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2011, 07:21:26 AM »
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Hah!  Funny...but why would someone drive through Arkansas to get from NY to CA??  :)
why would someone drive that far at all?

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Re: They've Thought of Everything
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2011, 07:17:13 PM »
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Re: They've Thought of Everything
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2011, 05:42:55 PM »
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The joke wasnt bad at all, but what I find
funnier is everyone asking why someone
would drive all that way.. .hehehehe!!

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