Ah, but unfortunately I might go postal myself an' start skinnin' swabbies!
Ah, I kin see whar that might be a bit of a problem, me not being one for wantin skinnin meself!
But I'll be sad when this day is overrrrr...t'wont be for another year that we can be doin this agin!
So I say we hang Twinkle McNugget from the highest yardarm now, while we have the right to do so...then we can flay him alive, then shoot him, then keelhaul him, then make him walk the plank! Damn landlubber!
Arrrr!