Jokes...

[Cstalker]

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?

I'm taking 10 minute break from UO bored and sitting here with my girlfriend throwing some of these jokes and riddles at her and she says it's a nose.

Nope

[coyan2]

Four legs have I, a sturdy fellow
A fuzzy back that isn't yellow
But (often) green or (rarely) red
A den is where I make my bed
My keepers feed me coloured balls
With sticks they store on my den walls
Sometimes I store them in my pouch
Sometimes deep in my belly; ouch!
That's when you'll see me acting strange
Instead of balls, I'll eat your change
And that's my cue to feed again
Chalk it up to hunger, friend!

Pool Table

[coyan2]

"Lighter than what I am made of, More of me is hidden than is seen.
What am I?" An Iceberg

hehe.... Missed that one by a mile I did...

[coyan2]

Every dawn begins with me,
At dusk I'll be the first you see,
And daybreak couldn't come without
What midday centers all about.
Daises grow from me, I'm told
And when I come, I end all cold,
But in the sun I won't be found,
Yet still, each day I'll be around.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Letter "D"

[Cerveza]

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?

Because this post needs a bump, and nobody answered it....

Last Name.

[Khameleon]

Whats Greater Than God?
More Evil than Evil itself?
The Poor Have it.
The Rich Need it.
If You Eat it.. you will Die.

um.. Nothing.

[coyan2]

HIS AND HER DIARIES


HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long,
so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so
we could talk.
He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior.
I don't know why he didn't say 'I love you' too.
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to
do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed,
and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love,
but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep - I cried.
I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY
I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

[Ultima]

Whats Greater Than God?
More Evil than Evil itself?
The Poor Have it.
The Rich Need it.
If You Eat it.. you will Die.

um.. Nothing.

Booooo! Then we didn't need to answer it hence it's not a riddle.